the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
it’s not you. it’s me.
omfg… is this chick for real right now?
(via wowlenayoureanatural)
What if I gave this to girls in my classes?
They’d have no idea I’d just called them a whore.
Walk up to The Doctor like “Are you my mommy?”
Just finished the Fault In Our Stars and my sleeves are a mess. Shouldn’t have listened to Cancer by MCR on repeat either.
Mother fucking hero.
(Source: bringme-adaytopiercethesirens, via floodmydepths)
IT AUTOPLAYS ON UR BLOG OMFG
(Source: greymon, via wowlenayoureanatural)
we did it. one for the history books. the account used to only have one tweet which was “I would never call @benpobjie lame, yet you see fit to call my @australia twitter account lame who r u ?!?!?”
this happened to israel except the guy who had @israel was a porn star and israel had to pay him something like half a million dollars to get it back? the internet is a graveyard where the living wander
sweet victory of the weird
(via the-yolocaust)
