Walk up to The Doctor like “Are you my mommy?”
Just finished the Fault In Our Stars and my sleeves are a mess. Shouldn’t have listened to Cancer by MCR on repeat either.
we did it. one for the history books. the account used to only have one tweet which was “I would never call @benpobjie lame, yet you see fit to call my @australia twitter account lame who r u ?!?!?”
this happened to israel except the guy who had @israel was a porn star and israel had to pay him something like half a million dollars to get it back? the internet is a graveyard where the living wander
sweet victory of the weird